Open Slot

In 2025, a group of players was banned from caring too much.
These men promptly escaped from polite lobbies to the PUBG underground.


Today, still wanted by no one important, they survive as a clan of questionable decision-makers.

If you have a problem.
If you can’t stop laughing when things go wrong.
And if you play on Xbox…

Maybe you can find them.


This Is:

  • Xbox-only PUBG
  • Playing to win without becoming unbearable
  • Grown-man energy with occasional lapses
  • Revives, comms, and finishing the game

This Is Not:

  • Tryouts
  • Content creation
  • Stat worship
  • PlayStation (kick rocks)

BIO:

Currently empty.
Occasionally discussed.
Not promised to anyone.
Requires patience, humor, and an Xbox.
Acceptance based on vibes, not resumes.

Plays Like:

Plays like you haven’t earned it yet.


You might belong here if:

  • You play better when things get weird
  • You can argue and queue again
  • You don’t need to be the loudest voice
  • You understand that dying stupidly is still dying

You probably don’t if:

  • You need to explain your K/D
  • You narrate every decision
  • You’re “just built different”
  • You’re on PlayStation (still no)

Think this is you?
Don’t apply.

Look for FUC on Xbox.
If it works, it works.

Disclaimer: Open Slot availability subject to mood, win streaks, and ongoing arguments.